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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending, the patient’s girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Oops! That almost got posted in Family and Relationships; Marriage and Divorce!
Recently a man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off his pen*s .. Seems his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket, and
she got so mad at him, she used some vaseline to slip
the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1.Having your girlfriend find out you’re married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
pen*s 3.Finding out your pen*s fits through your wedding ring..
EDIT:to djdraino,thanx for your nice comments,can I have the 2 points back or are you desperate for them
to hailey:I can post as many as I like,you dont have to read them
to both: have a nice xmas,it is nice to be nice,did you know?